Sunday, June 21, 2009

My invisible aluminum pet squirrel named Ridiculous

Yes. I have a pet squirrel that also happens to be invisible and made of aluminum and named Ridiculous.

You should be concerned about this only because he (the squirrel) is the supreme ruler of the universe. He's like God but different. He really only cares about acorns. I'm in the process of writing his teaching down in the Book of Squirrel. Will post as revelations progress.

In the mean time, enjoy my attempts at crafting the most random thought that's ever existed anywhere ever. If I actually think I accomplish this, I will never publish it here because it will then be connected to me and this blog and therefore not be truly random.

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